Another day at the VA:
I held the door open for another vet. Once he got in, we all waited for the door to close. Finally, I started talking to the door, "It's okay, you can close. Really. You can now close." And finally, the door closed.

As we started to move up, I look at the elevator and my fellow passengers and let them know, "If you talk to elevators, the voices will leave you alone, cause they think you're crazy."

No adjustment to my meds, just some blood work.