Category: "Thor"

Why I Live Alone

Date: I just want to cuddle.
Me: Oh okay.
Later that night...
Julian! Your foot is on fire! (Note: As a rule, I sleep on the left side of the bed, against the wall. Living alone, I tend to take up the whole bed. Unfortunately, my date wanted the left side, so I said okay. Not aware that I was sleeping on the right side of the bed, my foot was hanging off the side of the bed. Thor wanted some target practice)
Out of habit I rolled once to grab the fire extinguisher, and fell flat onto the floor. Flaming foot and all. Based on the scream, I don't think I found the fire extinguisher.
Opening my eyes, I did locate the correct object for putting out my foot fire. ...and proceed to do just that.
My date, looking at my smoldering foot, remarked, "That's looks bad!"
My reply was, "Wait."
About that time there was a knock on the back door with the utterance, "EMS." My favorite lady paramedic came barging into the bedroom. She looked and my foot and remarked, "Again?" She dressed my foot, with a real doll dress, gave me shot for the pain, left activating the alarm system on the way out.
My date looked at me, my foot, me again...
and left.
*sigh*

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Thor Crashes

As promised: I (I mean, Thor) couldn't back into the bloody thing. Oh no, I (I mean, he) had to scrape it!

Thor Crashes

 

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The 2AM BBQ

I've had a busy weekend. Didn't get everything I wanted done, but next weekend is just a few days away. I treated myself to a BBQ burger, at 2 AM. :D Thor made my bed for me, no short sheet this time, he is fed and in his perch. He even tuned the radio, to a good station. I think Thor has the right idea.

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Beat It!

Dancing to "Beat it." Meds and Bed.

T-H-O-R! Oh, quit laughing and go to bed!

'nite

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Drowned Beef

They did not have my favorite Fajitas meat, so I got some Stir Fry strips and Fajitas mix. I'm reading the directions when Thor wanders by at stops, looking over my shoulder. I do what any father would do and start reading to my youngin. So off I read, "Chop up an onion and drown one pound of ground beef." I head for the sink and about the same I realize what I just read to Thor; we make eye contact and he starts laughing so hard he falls through the floor. I manage to not fall though through the floor but I'm laughing so hard I can barely stand up.

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