Thor

I'm in the shower doing my rendition of "I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt," when the doorbell rings. I'm expecting my niece, who normally comes right in, when I remember to unlock the door. Just then, the phone beeps, it's my niece saying she will be here in an hour. Hmmm, and again the doorbell rings. So out of the shower I step. Still doing my Right Said thing, I dance towards the door. It's not Thor who is wondering, not if I lost my mind, but how much sanity remains; the voices are all providing the chorus for my "Sexy Song." Keep in mind I'm a BIG boy, and bring new meaning to the words, "belly dance." So still in character and dancing my heart out, I fling open the door. The are three gentlemen standing there. One drops something, all I caught was "Watch Tow..." as Thor turned it to ashes