Thor

Another reason I live alone:
Earth shaking, wall rattling howl.
Date: What the heck was that?
Me: Thor.
Date: A dog?
Me: No.... He's a ghost.
Date: a what?
Another howl.
Me: I guess I need to feed him.
Date: Yeah, you go right ahead, "Bye."
Me: Dang it Thor! That's not funny.
...actually it was. https://www.027esc.com/rsc/smilies/graylaugh.gif