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So I'm sitting down to dinner when the doorbell rings. I open it and it's a man with more contracts than I had when I closed on my house, and a hand full of ADT Alarm stickers. I quickly point out to him I already have an alarm system. He offers that my alarm system is not monitored by ADT. (Says who?) I introduced him to Thor with the final utterance "Last Chance." And slammed the door shut. I look out the window and see this ball of fire running down the street. I put out an extra handful of Boo Berries and go back to my dinner. Oh, I need to figure out what happened to my "No Solicitors" sign. ...maybe.