Thor

I decided I didn't want to heat up the kitchen and the barbecue was still outside from dinner. And Thor has been on his best behavior, well for the most part, so I figured I would let him light the barbecue. I poured the coals and went inside to get the burgers ready. I went back outside and realized that I had not started the coals. I thought nothing of the fact that the lighter fluid was already out, figured I forgot to put it away from dinner. So I poured some fluid on the coals. I thought it was a fresh bottle, but made a mental note that I needed to get more.

You see where this is going?

I handed Thor a lighter. OMG!!! I've never seen such a fireball!!! I did not know metal could catch on fire...