Thor

I let Thor do the laundry. I was not paying much attention when he floated by with a stack of clothes. I told him to drop the pile on the bed and I would fold and put everything away. The *SPLAT* was deafening. I have not seen so much water in my bed since I dumped a 64oz Big Gulp in 1981. To this day, I do not drink in bed. Turned out Thor dried then washed. I wonder how fast my mattress will dry if I put a blow torch to it?