Thor

To those that are bothered when their kitty cat brings in a semi dead creature as an offering:

This morning, I was cleaning under my bed when a roll of toilet paper broke loose. Thor went whipping around to hunt and kill the run away beast. Now what do you think happens when one comes up behind a rolling roll of TP and hits it with a flame thrower. Yep, you guessed it. Acceleration, fiery acceleration. All it had do was run into the wall. ..and stop. But oh no, now I've got a rolling fireball, which explodes as it passes under my recliner. I don't know which set the chair on fire, the TP or Thor's final attack. The Kidde does its job and puts out the trail of fire. But not before Alice goes off.

Of course, the Fire Department showed up. I managed to get the torch out the door, the door closed, before 2000 GPM of water was unleashed in my direction.