Thor

My sister gave me a mattress set. I decide having it laying against the wall is doing me no good, so I decided to put it on my bed. However, I note a loose string.

As a former smoker, and a lighter on my dresser (why is a mystery), I decide to burn it off. Out of the corner of my eye I see Thor bolt through the front door. Uh-oh, this cannot be good. About that time a 2" fire hose makes it way through a now open front door.

I freeze, lighter lit. A very well known voice in my household states, "Go ahead, stupid, make my day." I fling the lighter towards the Chief, he puts it out half way through the toss.

The Chief steps aside and Molly Maid's steps in to clean up the water. I put the mattress on the bed. Molly Maid's hands me the bill and goes on to their next assignment. I thank Thor and put some cloths in the washer. I really don't appreciate him as much as I should, sometimes.